Name

Zisteau

Description

Here is the story of little Timmy, only his name isn't Timmy it's Jimmy, only it's not Jimmy it's Zimmy, only it's not Zimmy it's Zeddy, only it's not Zeddy it's Zeisty, only it's not Zeisty it's Zisty, only it's not Zisty it's Zisteau.

Ahem.

Zisteau was interested in megabases at an early age, and at the tender age of 3, precocious little Zisteau exhibited latent spread-sheeting potential. Therefore, the cybernetic monks who had found him floating in a datastream in a basket of CAT5s enrolled him in the world-renowned, centuries old school for big bases, located in a castle on the hill. The castle exploded unexpectedly soon after, the jury is out as to the cause or the culprit.

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