Name

Rolex24

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"memo to myself: do the dumb things I gotta do. touch the puppet head."
–They Might Be Giants, "Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head," 1986

hey hi hello. the name's Rolex24 but you can call me Rolex. this isn't the first account i've made but it's my main for whatever reason. i'm what's known as a "professional quirkster" and a "certified wackadoodle." i listen to "Weird Al" Yankovic, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Lemon Demon, They Might Be Giants and whatever else is in my playlist. i'm also made entirely of galvanized square steel and eco-friendly wood veneers. ok that's all go home now bye!

if Rolex persists, contact your local Rolex control center immediately.

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